The 20 Disgusting Habits series catalogues what people actually do behind closed doors — men, women, mother-in-laws, bikers and the entire football world. Illustrated throughout. Read at your own risk.
Written by Zippy Mason · Published by Zippy House Publishing
Two titles are out now in paperback and Kindle. The men's edition is available in English and Spanish. The rest of the series follows through 2026.
You will laugh. You will gag. And you will never unsee.
The one that started it all. Twenty habits that leave you with only three questions: Ew. Seriously? How is it possible that men do this?
Laugh. Gag. Shake your head. Love the game anyway.
Special Edition 2026. Players, referees and fans — plus the Football Slang Survival Guide, the Mega-Quiz and the Glossary of the Gross.
She doesn't knock. She doesn't text. She simply appears.
Strong stench, stronger opinions.
The list keeps growing because readers keep sending habits in. Join the list and you'll hear first.
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Press the button. Try not to recognise anybody.
Press the button and brace yourself.
These aren't lists. They're full illustrated chapters, drawn in the style of the covers. Tap any page to read it full size.
By Mrs Zippy Mason
Track the chaos. Survive the mess. Reclaim your peace. The books tell you what they do. This one gives you somewhere to write it all down.
20 Disgusting Habits of Men is out now in English and Spanish, in paperback and Kindle, alongside the Football World special edition. The rest of the series follows through 2026.
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Artwork from the series printed on tees, mugs, totes and bags, over in the Etsy shop.
Zippy Mason writes the 20 Disgusting Habits series — comedy books about the things everybody does and nobody admits to. The first title landed in Spanish, the series is now going out in English, and the list keeps growing because readers keep sending in habits.
Got one we've missed? Send it in. Some of the best entries in the books came from readers.
Disgusting Habits is published by Zippy House Publishing — an independent house putting out illustrated humour and gift books.
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